You know what I love? When a beauty brand really

You know what I love?  When a beauty brand really gets down to brass tacks and delivers what we’re all actually looking to evoke.

Jealousness.

Now, your friends - you know, those people whose opinions you care about - can feel … well, just look at the bear.

In all seriousness though, Jealousness makes some fly false eyelashes.  You can browse their offering and many other beloved cult products from the other side of the world on this Hong Kong-based site.

[eight million satirical winks. with false eyelashes.]